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Jul 11, 09:17 AM

Trump speaks live from the Make America’s Great American State Fair Great Again Fair! New Private Eye on shelves now.

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"I'm speaking to you on July the 4th from the make America's great American state fair great again fair I have to raise my voice because of the huge numbers that are gathering here fact I can see thousands and thousands of loyal patriotic tumbleweeds Yes, there they are blowing up and down the arena through the food stalls on the big wheel and through the miniature plastic Arc to Trump such a great arc such a great Trump such a great Tonight we are celebrating America's triumph We won the World Cup even though we were knocked out by the belgistanis Who cheated fact fact and I won the golden booty for the richest president of all time me Donald triumph fact Never has so much tumbleweed tumbled in in one place fact everyone says so And we are all here today to remember that great American hero and patriot Victor Willis not one of the founding fathers, but one of the founding village people That's right The motorcycle cop a man who stood for traditional American values law and order Owning a gun tight trousers all-american boots, but also let's not forget those who are still with us The construction worker great guy and we need him now more than ever to finish my ballroom And we want a professional not a cowboy nothing against the cowboy He's a great cowboy best cowboy ever killed lots of Indians But not the nice Indian with the great hat Wow Those feathers and the Navy guy he sailed the seven seas so he can keep the Strait of Hamas open Not that they're closed since there isn't a war on anyway and the leather guy What a macho man like me Gotta be macho macho man Everybody dance come on tumbleweed. Let's all dance. It's what the founding fathers would have wanted macho macho man Thank you for your attention to this nutter Private Eye magazine fake news very nasty to me very unfair But people are saying it's a must-read so subscribe today"

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · Jul 9, 05:43 PM

Trump speaks live from the Make America’s Great American State Fair Great Again Fair! New Private Eye on shelves now.

<div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5">  <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:yzl2jazvi6udem625wsxhovx/bafkreihnblpehycf4fqkhrrpmhxszfeli7drqyx7pdm577i6i5e7x2evsu" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" />  <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Ellie</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@wokeellie.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 9, 06:13 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">😂😂😂 I heard Falco's &quot;Macho Macho&quot; earlier and it's perfect for Trunt... the subsequent lyrics are &quot;I don't like your style!&quot;</p> </div> </div>  <div class="mt-2"> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5">  <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:xb4ddwlgfmbckuje56vpciun/bafkreihqyf77shzfa6unc4cjei3m5fscpm2nm2isx4ft62wqljqfuq2zai" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" />  <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">NetKnave</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@netknave.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 9, 06:33 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Blurs &amp;quot;Charmless Man&amp;quot; is another good one.</p> </div> </div>  <div class="mt-2"> &lt;div class=&quot;border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2&quot;&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex items-start gap-2.5&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- Avatar --&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:yzl2jazvi6udem625wsxhovx/bafkreihnblpehycf4fqkhrrpmhxszfeli7drqyx7pdm577i6i5e7x2evsu&quot; class=&quot;w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800&quot; /&gt; &lt;!-- Comment Content --&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex-1 min-w-0&quot;&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex items-center gap-2 mb-1&quot;&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-xs font-bold text-slate-300&quot;&gt;Ellie&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-[10px] text-slate-500&quot;&gt;@wokeellie.bsky.social&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-[9px] text-slate-600&quot;&gt;· Jul 9, 06:39 PM&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p class=&quot;text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words&quot;&gt;I couldn&amp;#39;t recall that one so I dug out the official video. 💯😂👍&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;!-- Replies --&gt; &lt;/div&gt; </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5">  <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:qhtnwobefe7yyxirwk4cr2bw/bafkreiftpa5qkm5v2x6l7s3hfrhvzehexeb2sao3pti4ww7c4xvrb3qx2m" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" />  <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">magickmags.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@magickmags.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 9, 07:02 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Absolute best impersonation of him out there.</p> </div> </div>  <div class="mt-2"> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5">  <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:dpvvcx6xh3ymijpqnccedmbb/bafkreihsystrcufwy5cuxk3hsbb4iyr47lxsu3vinoey2btos6ufndb6he" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" />  <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">alisonwo.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@alisonwo.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 9, 10:00 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Really has the gurning eejit to a T</p> </div> </div>  </div> </div> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5">  <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:7b3ubxa6ixvt7jlxeuaefc7m/bafkreicd7xp5hnsvi4yzq6nzs26y22x6jlund62zr2f4omb3qwvttdsnja" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" />  <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">wysiwyg94.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@wysiwyg94.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 11, 05:01 AM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Trump, as menymtioned in this article, is less of an idiot than ot would seem. This dream is becoming reality in the US, with Thiel's input. BBC News - Meet the crypto billionaires building a world where money buys you a vote www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...</p> </div> </div>  </div>

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