"You don't have to pay, despite what the internet will tell you, some random app, two dollars a minute to talk to fake AI Jesus, when the real Jesus is right in front of you, arms outstretched, arms outstretched, ready to meet you exactly where you are in this moment. So do as he tells you. Go to him, all you who are weary and burdened, and he will give you rest, no matter who you are, or what you've done, or how long it's been, or how bad things might all seem when you get stuck in the doom scroll of it all. Simply stop and pray."