"This grocery store doesn't have bananas. Would you like sour cream instead? I'm sending her a picture to show her that there's no olive oil here. Uh, she said she wants frosting, but I don't see any. I'll just get her these candles. It's like the same thing. Damn! Why don't they have shit here? She wants pasta. There's no pasta, dude. They have gummy worms. I could get her gummy worms. I didn't look, but I don't think they have any goldfish crackers here. Maybe I'll just get our actual fish. They don't have the Good and Fun brand for dog treats. Uh, hi ma'am. They don't have cereal here, but I'm gonna grab a water bottle as a substitute. Where the hell is the coffee? Do they not have coffee either? Ma'am, they don't have Dunkin' Donuts coffee, but they have Dunkin'. Does that work? They have tomatoes. She wanted three tomatoes. This one has a lot. She's pissed at me. She's pissed at me because the store doesn't sell cheddar and sour cream chips. They only have the original. I'm just gonna get her the original. If she has a problem, she can request a refund."