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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social
Jul 9, 12:14 PM

MEGA64 x 007 FIRST LIGHT JAMES BOND IN REAL LIFE

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"You must stay close to him, as long as possible, or we'll lose connection. Phone's hacked. I'll check the contents. Now you use the code phrase. Before you go, I have a question for you. The epiphyllum auxipedalum only blooms at night. Does that mean anything to you? Oh. I thought you were someone else. Apologies. Bad news, Bond. That's not him. His phone's full of pictures of meals he's eaten. Why do people do that? It's gotta be someone else nearby. Auxipedalum epiphyllum only blooms at night. What's that? So? Does that mean anything to you? Except you? No. Not really. Uh... Bond. You've got to be more careful. Nobody knows about the cartel except our mystery contact, and you're blowing your cover. Well then give me something. I'm going off of nothing right now. Quick! Don't look! That suspicious man has been tailing you this whole time. Use your dart phone to make him sick and get him out of the picture. Oh. Oh no, look! He's on the move! Hit him with it again! To sneak past him. It'll also be really funny. I don't feel good. I think we found the contact. Phone data suggests he's at a table just across from you. If you get close, he should just happily tell you the password without even asking. What's wrong with you, homie? What's that? What the f**k is wrong with you? You keep scooping the f**k over, fool. I was sitting right here. Oh. Can I ask you a question? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Oh. Can I ask you a question? It wasn't him. Well, we're out of clues and your devices are dead again. Abandoned mission. We may never find our contact after all. Excuse me, mate. You got any batteries? No. No batteries? I found a AA, but that's all I've got. Wish me luck. Good luck. Oh, my name is Bon. James Bon. Is it really? Don't tell anyone you saw me. No, I won't. I won't tell the court now."

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MEGA64 x 007 FIRST LIGHT JAMES BOND IN REAL LIFE

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