"I can do it. I can do it. I can't do it. I can't stop smoking. Oh, that's a big surprise. Maybe next Monday. Sure. Maybe next year. Why not? Yeah, you know, cold turkey. Cold turkey? Ah, it's no use. I'm scum. I've been scum. Hey, hey, hey. You want to know something? What? It took you a long time to learn to smoke, right? That's true. Very true. Yeah, but I worked at it. What makes you think you can quit? I don't know. Just like that. Quitting takes practice. I like that. Well, call us. We'll show you how to quit for good. I can do that. I know you can't."