"What did Sam Hill is that dog doing here platoon Attention, this is an army base not a petting zoo. Whose dog is this? Yes. He's my dog. Colonel sir What in tarnation? Did you train this dog soldier? Yes, sir. Wasn't that hard sir? Hey boy, go fetch it. He's quite a dog. You got there Conroy at ease Look at it. He has been training alongside you guys and he drills better than most of you You could all learn something from him. Don't worry. I'll be back soon How did he get here? I don't know. It's a miracle. What do you see? It's a gas. We need to sound the alarm. Let's go Run the horses stay here. Stay stay. Come on Stubby go go tell them stuff go Oh What Stubby? Oh, okay"