"Reporting from the Ferris wheel, it's um, it's, we're in a bubble and it's fucking kill me. And it's 98 degrees outside. What I really love about the Ferris wheel is I can feel my like sweaty ass on the seat which means other people's sweaty ass has been on the seat and so my sweaty ass is merging with the sweaty ass of hundreds, the tens of Americans that will come to this event and if that isn't the American melting pot, I don't know what it is. Get us out of this fucking thing. But aren't you, are you stoked? There's, wait, from up here we can see the insane crowds of tens of people. I feel like I had a better time getting blown up in Iraq. Oh, it's okay buddy, we can go back to Iraq. We will soon. We've got a whole new war. We will soon. We've got a whole new war in the Middle East for you buddy, don't worry. I need to show you guys something. I don't know if you can see it, but like every surface is moist because it's that humid. The windows are foggy. Gross. So this man has been to war twice and this is what's broken him. I'm broken."