"Heavens to Murgatroyd! He's dancing the blasted Kan-Kan! The Wraith of Barngerm, where a simple mountain climbing trip results in an unruly phantom with no sense of fashion. I won't be having it! Bagpipes and scandalous dancing. It was rather good at it though, isn't it? Emily, what are you doing? Not the Kan-Kan! It is too divine! Oh, Emily! The Wraith of Barngerm comes to KCBP Radio on Thursday the 2nd of July, 3am Pacific Daytime Friday the 3rd of July, 1am and 6pm Pacific Daytime Saturday the 4th of July, 2am and 10pm Pacific Daytime Sunday the 5th of July, 3am and 1pm Pacific Daytime and Monday the 6th of July, 2am Pacific Daytime I will leave the world! Other people can be ghosts as well as you! It's not a monopoly! If you don't go directly, I shall blow my brains out! Blah! Blow your brains out, my old ones!"