"You better get back before I cut you, huh? Why are there only spoons in your top drawer? That's my spoon drawer. What's the point of the drawer? Why the f**k do you need access to so many spoons? Everyone has a knife drawer. I don't have a knife drawer. How do you have a spoon drawer without a knife drawer? What, are we going to put them with the forks? That's crazy. Where are your knives? The knives are with the Tupperware. Oh, that makes sense. Do you have a sharp knife in the house? This is more dangerous. Thank you for telling me. Well, at least you keep a knife to the sharpener. God forbid this happens. That's what that is. Now you listen here, okay? Don't you f**king dare put this knife in the dishwasher. It will s**t. Don't give me f**k. This is the most valuable thing I ever own, okay? It's like priceless. What? That's my oppa. That's the last photo we took of you. What the f**k? What a framed picture of your oppa. Do you have jewellery? Do you wear jewellery? Give me a ride. Jesus. How do you afford to live here? I'm not. I got kicked out because I didn't pay my bills. You don't pay your bills? As you can see by these numbers here, and I'm afraid the bank's going to foreclose on your home, you need to rapidly increase your cash flow. So maybe a fundraiser, maybe car wash. That's a great idea. Oh my god. This is so fun. Come on, darling. Can't you speed it up? Do you not see all the bird s**t? I just want you pressed up against my car, you know? I am not a piece of meat, you understand? After you're cleaning that dirty car, you better clean my dirty mind in those tiny little young shorts of yours, eh, darling? Ha ha ha. What are yours?"