"Good afternoon, this is the office of Congresswoman Haley Stevens. How may I assist you? Hey, can you tell me where Robert is? Robert? Yeah, my chief of staff- this is- This is Congressman Stevens. I need to talk to Robert right away. Oh, okay. Um, I'm gonna place you on a brief hold. Thank you. Oh my god. There's no way she bought that, right? Um, hello. I just need more information. Who's calling again? This is Congresswoman Stevens. I'm really- I was talking to UnitedHealthcare and they asked me if I can make it popular to like, uh, denying claims for millions of Americans. God, Abdul smoked me last night. It was horrible. Can I talk to Robert? We don't have a Robert in this office. It's my secret chief of staff that works for Palantir. He gave me the money for ICE. The ICE- he gave me the donation that I like to thank ICE. Remember when I thanked ICE? You got a hang up. Did the hang up? Yeah. A few moments later. Ma'am, we can still hear you on the line. Are you calling to make a comment? I'm calling to make a comment to my friends in the Palantir lobby because last night Abdul made it look like I supported ICE and I said I don't support ICE and I just wanted to make an apology saying that I did not mean to offend any of the ICE contractors I took money from. And I wanted to tell Robert that but I'm in my cups and I uh I got lost on the Gordie Howe Bridge again, son of a bitch. Gordie Howe Bridge. Well thank you so much for calling the office Congresswoman Haley Stevens. I am Haley Stevens. Hey Congresswoman Stevens. I just wanted to say I wasn't making fun of the way you talk. I was making fun of the character you play on TV. Because you said your dad's a landscaper and I live in Chicago and I was here for Operation Midway Blitz when landscapers and construction workers and other blue collar working class families were disappeared by the agency you voted to thank and by the contractor you took campaign donations from. I was making fun of you because you're a bad actress. But impact and attention are two very different things so if I offended you I apologize."