"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Sonic, just in time to watch me claim the Paradox Prism and transform your disgustingly green world into something more... ...me. Huh? Crush them all! Get that rock out of the ground! Want something done? Do it yourself. But this time, you fool! One day I'll destroy that hedgehog and the world will be a brighter place for it. Lit by neon. I will rule the world and no rodents are going to stop me! Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's the spirit rodent! The spirit of the loser! Whoa! Gah! Oh! Ugh! Quaking in your tiny shoes at the might of my egg crusher? It's understandable. I'm rather astounding if it puts your quills where your mouth is. Unless you're scared. You are! Watching you try to think with that two-cent brain of yours, it's hilarious! You're as stupid as your mutant two-tailed fox friend is ugly! He is! I am! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It worked! Without the power of that blue buffoon, we would have had to dig for months! Thank you for the earthquake, Sonic! And thank me for my plan, which went off spectacularly! Of course it worked! I just said that! Let's go! Papa wants his prism at last! The Paradox Prism! So close without realizing it! I know you're here somewhere!"