Mum has opinions about my career in this slightly sweaty unboxing of @starsandsabers.bsky.social horror anthology!
"Hello! Alright, so we're doing one of them internet things, unboxing. We've been sent the new book all the way from America, from the Nice Lady in America, Mum. And it's a horror anthology, so it's a bit spooky. Oh my God. When are you going to write a romance? It's not me, is it? Come on then. Come on. I'll write it. Okay, next time I'll write a romance. Here they are. Dread, decay and doom. Spooky, isn't it? Isn't it lovely? And I think she's, they've done a lot of pictures. Oh, hang on. I can't see them. I can't see them. Oh, there. Look at that. Who's done the pictures? A fella. Ahmed Raafat. Oh, who's for Ahmed? Ahmed murdered his last name. Ahmed. Yeah. And am I in here? I am because it'd be strange if I wasn't. Where? Oh, the footage. There you go. There's me. And probably the best horror story I'll ever write. Oh dear. Although not the best one in here. There will be exceptional stories. There's amazing authors. Thank you, Jen, dear. Once again, look, didn't you send her a lovely watercolour as well? Yeah, lovely watercolour. And don't forget romance in the next one. Romance in the next one. Right. Thank you."
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Mum has opinions about my career in this slightly sweaty unboxing of @starsandsabers.bsky.social horror anthology!