"You do not need to go to law school to understand that the things that are on this list are so broad, so vague that you could argue anybody you ever met might fall under all of these categories. I was a young boy in prison looking for somebody to idolize. It had a long effect on the prison. They're probably still talking about it. There's lifers that are there. They probably saw that very show. And if any of the guards are still speaking to me, could I have a glass of water?"