"nobody said getting older was easy you're struggling to stay awake your memory is fading a great first lady who's here someplace let's say this is our first lady your dear lifelong friends are dead you just can't get your pole up it's time to make yourself great again with resign or shaking hands with the French resign will lift the weight of the world off your cankles so you can grab life by the again ask your conscience if resign is right for you side effects include spontaneous celebrations loss of ballroom and firm global erections that will last for years to come get your life back and give us hours with the sign"