"The best thing that ever came out of Waldorf? Mr. Schleicher. You knock it off, buddy! Thank you! Bless your heart. I forgot about Good Charlotte. Shut up, bitch! They came out of there, too. They did. The brothers maddened. I mean, one of them is married to Nicole Richie. I'm gonna throw up. And the other one is married to... Who's the blonde chick? Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz. I mean, I think they did a little bit better than Justin. Aren't they the best thing to come out of Waldorf? I have an above-ground pool. So let's not sleep on the fact that I have an above-ground inflatable pool."