"Brie van de Kamp was having an affair and whenever her lover called She needed an excuse to leave work early I'm off to the jewelers. I get my pearls restrung. I'm off to the salon. Got to keep this red hair red I have to visit my aunt in the hospital. She has shingles But on this particular day Brie was surprised to find Her work had been done for her. It's barely nine. How long have you been cooking? Oh, I don't know since three four You don't need to do this whole luncheon by yourself. Oh, I don't mind when I'm happy. I have all this excess energy Tell it somewhere. Oh, you must be pretty darn happy any particular reason Isn't it obvious? I'm in love. Can you tell me you were seeing someone you know what it doesn't matter The main thing is you're finally over Mike I'm not over Mike. You're not? That's silly. What'd you think I was in love with but Mike just married Susan Oh, honey, their first marriage went down in flames. This one's gonna crash even faster What makes you say that? Last night the light in their upstairs down was on at 3 a.m Doesn't mean anything. Maybe Susan wanted to read without waking him. No Mike made a mistake and he knows it He's just waiting for Julie to feel better and then dump Susan and beg me to take him back Grab an apron so dessert to make Mike's favorite. We'll make an extra one poor Brie She wanted to help her friend, but she didn't have time to deal with Catherine's imaginary lover. I Have a teeth cleaning so I won't be able to help you Not when she had a real one You"