"Texas, I'll tell you what Texas, I know you've seen a lot of things and a lot of teams come and go, but I guarantee you've never seen anything as beautiful as me and as tough as him. You know, Texas may be a big state, but hey, we like a challenge and we're going to come to Texas and all of you side boys and all of you cow lovers, you just come right on down and you take a look at us because I promise you, I'm the sweetest thing that there ever was and he is by far the toughest. Hey, hey, we are going to make a name for ourselves in Texas that you people will never ever forget. The beauty and the beast from the city of pretty. Here we go folks, it's all going to take place right down there in Dallas. I'm sorry I was late, I had to take my baby to the doctor, it was just, it was horrible. Well how is Kookie? Kookie's fine, anxiety attack, but she's good now, we got her on drugs. Are we ready? Yes. Let's go. Let me get some champagne. Oh, uh, be so good, be so good, champagne, champagne. Oh, thank you, thank you."