"Hello and welcome to Calendar of the Days, where we look at the calendars for yesterday and today and we do a thing. Today we will be raiding dogs. But first, I have You Pulled the Wrong Trigger and Fighting Dragons with You. This is Stan. He noticed you haven't called him a good boy yet. It would be nice if you could mention what kind of boy he is for clarity sakes. 12 out of 10, you are a very good boy, Stan. Unless you're the one who is an Eminem song. This is Yoshi. He is Watermelon's biggest new fan. Thought it was pizza at first, it was not. It was better. 12 out of 10, summertime pizza. There's actual watermelon pizza, which I think would blow Yoshi's mind. So there will be brunch. There will be a book wrap up. And there will be You've Got Mail."