"Dissing authors who are more successful than me. John Grisham discovered if you put one decent person in a courtroom full of corrupt assholes, you've got yourself a bestseller. At this point, I don't even need to read the first 50 pages. I just assume some rich guy's cheating, some judge is compromised, and Grisham's about to make me miss my bedtime, proving justice still exists. Tell me your opinion in the comments or click the link in my bio, read my stuff, and then commerce the shit out of me. Bring it."