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Am I in Trouble? @amiintrouble.bsky.social
Jul 4, 09:21 PM

Shoot, I'm a short man, and I've never had malört... correlation?

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"Working like a charm. That's specious reasoning, Dad. Thank you, honey. By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away. Oh, how does it work? It doesn't work. Uh-huh. It's just a stupid rock. Uh-huh. But I don't see any tigers around here, do you? Lisa, I want to buy your rock."

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Am I in Trouble? @amiintrouble.bsky.social · Jul 4, 02:40 PM

Shoot, I'm a short man, and I've never had malört... correlation?

<div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:6bwszgkctagulpjbvz5jaoa6/bafkreibqrxtaejt2nwg26optyq4u7fu6meaimrhmdgvlr3hcmwa7oiuewm" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Existential Shred</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@existentialshred.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 4, 02:45 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">I have the solution to becoming a real man (just pretend he&#39;s saying malort)</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div>