"So listen, we've exhausted all our options to wake the senator, except one. Now this is a highly controversial method, but I think it might be our last hope. But god damn it, I'm gonna give it a try because that's why I became a doctor, to save lives. Hey did you hear? Congress has decided to stop funding all wars, and instead is going to expand Obamacare and feed starving children! Oh my god, it worked! Welcome back Senator. Listen, everything I just said is not true. Whoopsie, sorry about that. My bad."