"Oh we're the good old boys of MAGA, MAGA USA We're dumber than a sack of hammers, that's what people say We tanked the Constitution, and we started up a war We rounded up the immigrants and pushed them out the door We tore the east wing down when we had nothing else to do We changed the color of the pool and tried to make it blue We're good at doing stupid things cause we don't have a clue And lying is our best defense because we hate the truth Oh, we're the good old boys of MAGA, MAGA USA We're dumber than a sack of hammers, what more can we say? We tank the Constitution cause we really do not care We're trying to sack election laws because we don't play fair The Democrats are saying that we're breaking all the laws And some are even trying to prove that we committed fraud Still hiding things inside the Epstein files They say we are protecting those they think are pedophiles Oh, we're the good old boys of MAGA, MAGA USA We're dumber than a sack of hammers, that's what people say The Constitution cause we just don't give a shit And once we're gone it doesn't matter, we'll be really rich Oh, we're the good old boys of MAGA, MAGA USA We're dumber than a sack of hammers, what else can we say?"