"I find this so upsetting that. Just kidding. Well, as these fabulous ladies say, this explains it all. If you are barren, this is your solution. You salty old bitch. Christmas comes but once a year. And when it comes, it brings good cheer. A season of good will. Riches out there just get wasted. And spoil it all. Take a tip from Santa. What a bunch of holly. The chaps tell us in a shawl. Move in fairy. Have a cup of sherry. Try not to be a cunt. Try not to be a cunt. Try not to be a cunt. C-U-N-T. C-U-N-T."