"What had happened was, my brain badgered me to get rid of this adjuster thing on my watch. The band is stretchy and I don't really need it, so I just cut it right off. It was driving me nuts. I'm gonna sew it back together, don't worry. See in the future. Hey, there you are. A couple stitches with regular black thread and everything is good again. Okay, I love you, bye!"