"We got some fucking live concerts coming up. Oh, yeah, you want to hear the dates? Oh, yeah, Timmy spank him with those dates I really don't want to say them now because it feels like I'm part of the spanking I'm gonna be doing that on stage all tour long The listeners are bending over and the dates are hitting them on their butt cheeks That is us going Okay Toronto Drake underground July 15th Buffalo rec room July 16th Pittsburgh bottle rocket social hall July 17th Detroit Smalls July 19th Cleveland, Ohio Beechland Tavern July 20th st. Louis Blueberry Hill duck room July 21st Minneapolis Zora darling July 22nd And we're closing it out in Chicago at Improv Olympic for IO fest July 23rd, baby"