"This holiday season evil has met its match in the proud tradition of movies with proud traditions Five action heroes set out on an adventure that could only end one way in a food fight With Diddy Mikey Shunky Tiny and Donkey Kong himself in his most challenging role ever Too big to be a movie Too dumb to be a book too hairy to be anything but Donkey Kong 64 so big we had to include an expansion pack to get it all in So ask yourself are you getting enough fruit in your diet?"