"I claim this planet in the name of the Earth! I claim this planet in the name of Mars! Isn't that lovely, hmm? Look, bud, I've got news for you. I have already claimed this bit of dirt for the Earth, and there just ain't room enough on this planet for the two of us. I do believe you are right. Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest. You may fire when ready, Grizzly. Oh, you, huh? Just when I had him going, you had a butt in. Well, get back in that spaceship. Yes, sir, your hero ship. Yes, sir. Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. And, brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. Well, what do you know, it's disintegrated. Happy b-b-birthday, you thing from another world, you. Oh, thank you. Well, I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum. I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my super-video detect-o-set. Now I use my secret weapon! Saying buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us, so... ...lust you go! And now, this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth in the name of... Duck Dodgers! In the 24th and a half century! It'll be a big deal."