"Got my real ID last week showed up at the DMV Sat there waiting 14 hours with nine forms to prove. It's me They finally called my number G1 oh seven Six three two and I approached the lady She says I don't have what I need She said my ID isn't real. Well, then why did you give it to me? The lady said you need a pay stub. I said, what the hell is that? I'm 23 This lady wants my passport My W to my gas bill might buy and she said forever. So I'll just use my old fake guy"