"Does anyone want to swap kids? What? What do you mean swap kids? Well, like, one of you guys walks out with my kid and I walk out with one of your kids. I don't like my one. I mean, what's wrong with your one? Well, look, something's off about it. No, man, they're just kids, man. Let's get out there and play. Yeah, but that's the thing, though. I feel like if I walk out there with this one, I'm going to play badly. That's ridiculous. Who cares what kid you walk out with, man? I don't care. Why don't we swap? No one's swapping kids. That's easy for you to say. You got a good one. See this? No, man, no distraction. This is so unfair. Last week when we played Fulham, I got the worst one then, too. But I didn't say anything and then I played really badly. So this time I'm speaking up. Oh, for God's sake. Maybe we should just swap out the kids. Are you serious? Just do it, would you, so we can get out there. Fine, but just so you know, this is ridiculous. Sorry, man. There, happy? Thank you, I really appreciate it. OK, ready, lads? We're ready, let's go! Actually, no. This one's worse. Are you serious right now? Yeah, I'm going to be honest. Now that I've got this one, I'm getting big adolescence vibes. Couldn't tell from far away. All right, well, I'm not swapping back, if that's what you're asking. You've put me into accepting an absolute stinker and got away with it."