"He did the monster mash, the monster mash It was a graveyard smash, he did the mash It caught on in a flash, he did the mash He did the monster mash, from my laboratory In the castle east to the master bedroom Where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abode To get a jolt from my electrode They did the mash, they did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the mash, it caught on in a flash They did the mash, they did the monster mash The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun The guests included Dracula and his son"