"Hi I'm Graham and I play Richard and this is my wife Mary and we'll be upstairs at the gatehouse from, is it the 14th or the 26th? Don't you know? Oh for goodness sake yes 14th the 26th of July upstairs at the gatehouse. He might be there if he gets his act together. Was the tea too hot? Always too hot. It just needs to have a bit of patience. Think about people that make tea that is too hot. They have to definitely be able to drink it. If anyone makes tea too hot, it's you."