"Oh, come on, everyone! It's summertime in town! I deserve so much! I deserve another treat! On such a hot, sunny July day in Otter Lake, why should I begrudge myself yet one more cold, creamy, delicious treat from Mr. and Mrs. Kearns' ice cream stand? What's the matter with just one more soft serve cone? Aunt Gladys, Sister Veronica, I've got some extra cash. What can I get for you ladies? I am buying. Would you have a rich chocolate milkshake, a banana split, a soft serve cone dipped in chocolate? How about big scoops of Kearns' best hard ice cream? Tiger Tail. It's new. You will love it. And away we go!"