"Hello, my name's Dee and I'm a shopkeeper in London. Have you got any ant powder? Sorry, I never see you. Have you got any ant powder? Ant powder? No, ant powder's cruel. It makes the ant's stubbocks explode. It's much better to use something like this, white vinegar. And you can just put a few drops of white vinegar wherever the ants come and it stops them without harming them. Or talcum powder, or even black pepper powder. But you can use white vinegar in bowls in places to stop even mice, rats and squirrels and foxes without harming them. Sorry, I am listening and it's interesting, but have you pissed yourself? Sorry? Have you pissed yourself? No, of course I haven't pissed myself. Why would I have pissed myself? Sorry, I see a wet patch on your crutch. I wondered if you'd pissed yourself. No, there's no wet patch. That's just when I was drinking water. I know you've pissed yourself. No need to be embarrassed. It happens to us all. No, of course."