"Hey guys, I'm going to take you inside the secret Antifa Democrat-Communist weather control machine we created to mess up Donnie's speeches. So a lot of Republicans are online saying we're controlling the weather to mess up Donnie's little vanity speeches. And you know what? They're right. Here's where we track his speeches. It takes 20 people working day and night shifts to optimize the weather to humiliate him. Behind this door is the revision department, where we make fake videos about climate change and send them back in time to confuse everyone. Just last week we filmed an inconvenient truth. De-aging Al Gore was really tricky, but so worth it. This is our time travel device. We use it to shoot these videos back in time to convince the world that climate change is real. Some people say inventing time travel just to mess with Donnie is overkill. But I say you just got to do what you love, and you'll love what you do. And here it is. Just last night we used this baby to create record-setting temperatures in Washington D.C. And then, and this was beautiful, we added lightning right at the end. That was Carl's idea. Thanks. It just came to me right at the last minute. Just amazing work, Carl. Well, that's it for today, guys. We've got a bunch of work to do. We're releasing massive amounts of smog into the air to make people choke so they think Donnie's firework show did it. Everyone say bye! The Antifa Communist Democrat weather control machine, working day and night to slightly annoy a fatty, fatty narcissist."