"What are our team's chances of beating Belgium? We have a 40% chance and Belgium has 60%. We can't lose to Belgium. We need to act now. What's your plan Mr. President? Everyone stop playing. Stop. The US just slapped immediate sanctions on the Belgian goalie and disqualified him over ties to Iran and Hezbollah. Get him off the field right now. Let's get back to the game. We cannot lose. Everyone stop playing. Stop. The US has placed immediate sanctions on all Belgian players except for number 7. Get off the field right now. Resume the game. Stop. Stop the game. Stop now. Remove the American goal post immediately. Resume the game. If we stick to this strategy and tactic, the World Cup is ours."