"A young man was driving in Florida and he noticed that an elderly lady was tailgating him. They were coming to an intersection and the light had turned yellow. He did the right thing by stopping right in front of the crosswalk, even though he could have beat the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating elderly lady was furious. She began honking her horn and screaming obscenities at this young man that she did not get a chance to get through the intersection as she was in mid-rant. She hears a knock on her window. She looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. Police officer ordered her to get out of the car and put her hands up. The police officer took her back to the police station and put her in the cell. After a couple hours, he took her out and escorted her to the booking desk. I'm very sorry for the mistake, ma'am. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were honking the horn and flipping off the young fella in front of you. You were cursing a blue streak and I noticed on your bumper it said, what would Jesus do? And your license plate said, choose life. And on your window it said, follow me to Sunday school. And on your trunk, there was a gold-plated Christian fish. So naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."