This was a shitshow.
"because today's special reader is none other than President Donald Trump. President Trump, thank you so much for inviting us into your office today. Thank you. Thank you, Usha. Do you have any time to read for fun these days? So I end up reading mostly newspapers. I usually read stories about myself. You brought a special book today. I did. This was done by the White House Preservation. It's called President's Play. We don't play too much, right? And it says, let's visit the White House. So exciting. Run, Spot, Run. We used to have Run, Spot, Run. You remember when I was maybe even much younger. But when I was growing up, we had a book Run, Spot, Run. That was the title of the book. That made it be nice. I'm looking at these pictures of people swimming. And I'm saying, I don't know. You know, my attitude is here at the White House for a short period of time, and it's an honor to be here. And you should work for the people, right? And then you had Barack Hussein Obama. He used the same court for basketball. So they used the tennis court for tennis. Jimmy would play there with his daughter, his wife. He was a nice man, a very nice man. There's a picture of each Jimmy as a tennis player. Barack Hussein Obama as a basketball player. I don't know if he's a good basketball player. I tend to doubt it. Actually, his favorite sport is golf. Oh, is that right? Yeah, but he won't be in the Masters anytime soon. And then you have Dwight Eisenhower. And there's a putting green for golf. A favorite of President Dwight D. Eisenhower. That's this picture right here. And the putting green is right outside. I've never used it because I don't want to be seen putting at the White House. I want to be seen working at the White House. You're in such good shape. Now maybe I should invite Barack Hussein Obama, Joe Biden, with the Bushes or Bush. Maybe I should invite some of those people to watch a football game together. Wouldn't that be a nice story? The press would go wild. A President reunion? That would be fun."
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This was a shitshow.