Elaine: "Mrs. Seinfeld, please. I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on." Helen Seinfeld: "You're hot?" Elaine: "I've lost six pounds." #Seinfeld #Summer #HeatWave
"Come in. You okay in here? Why is it so hot in here? How can they sleep like this? It's only for three days. Today's over, then we have tomorrow. We leave on Sunday. It's one day. Really? But it's with this bar! Right in my back! It's killing me! Oh, you wanna switch? I'm sleeping on a love seat. I got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule. I am never gonna fall asleep. Oh, no, don't say that! You'll jinx me! How can they not put the air conditioning on? They're nuts with temperature! It's right in my vent! How about that guy writing a check for 1945? I'm sweating here. I'm in bed. Sweating. It's one day. Half a day, really? I mean, you subtract showers and meals. It's like 20 minutes. You'll go by like that. Put your blinker on immediately. There's an abutment there. Now, you're gonna merge over very quickly, but stay on Biscayne. Don't get off Biscayne, you understand me? Stay on Biscayne. You're going underwater? Yes, generally that's where scuba diving is done. What do you have to go underwater for? What's down there that's so special? What's so special up here? What's the matter? My back. What happened? That bed, the bar was right in my back. I told you to let us sleep in there. Then you would be hunched over. I don't even know if I can go scuba diving. You can't go? So stay home. You can go. Without you, that's the whole reason you came down here. Don't go. You sure? Maybe you should see a doctor. We'll stay in a hotel tonight. No, we'll stay in there. Why don't you get a new sofa? Nobody uses it. I'm buying you a new sofa. Oh, Jerry, don't talk crazy. Mrs. Seinfeld, please. I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on. Your heart? I've lost six pounds. I don't even know how to work it. I keep telling her it's like an oven in here."
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Elaine: "Mrs. Seinfeld, please. I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on." Helen Seinfeld: "You're hot?" Elaine: "I've lost six pounds." #Seinfeld #Summer #HeatWave