"We've lost to Belgium. Time for my punishment. The shame of losing. This is really going to hurt Belgium. Why couldn't we have lost? Lost to Mexico. Oh Jesus, this is going to be horrible. I don't even have a knife. No one brought me a knife. Why do we have to suck at soccer? Why would I humiliate myself by eating this Belgian product? It looks like my whole family. There's nuts in it. Technically it's from Costco, but I assume they got it from Belgium."