"So, rather embarrassingly, the only Stephen King books I've ever read are his Dark Tower series, which I got secondhand, and I haven't read them for many years, so I couldn't give you an accurate tier list of what I thought about them, but I remember really liking the original book, and I remember quite liking... is it Wizard and Glass, where we go into, like, Roland's past and shit? I remember quite liking that. I remember thinking Song of Susanna was a little weak, maybe? And I remember I did like the end. I know a lot of people don't, so there you go. That's what I'll give you instead."