"Is it a space egg? Is it a meteorite? No, my friend. It's a soccer ball. Which is why I have asked all of you to gather here at Dino Springs Field today. No wonder. These clothes you asked us to wear make so much more sense now. Kick the ball, make a run. Playing soccer is so much fun. With big cheers, shout out loud. Score a goal for a cheering crowd. Oh, soccer is a game for everyone."