"Now hold on just a cotton pickin' minute, mooncake. My dairy producers are legendary on this farm and I will not be disrespected like this. The sorceress ain't got nothin' on these genuine, grade A, pasture-raised assets. We're talkin' prime beef over here, sugar. Swole cats just distracted by some painted on city folk magic. But a real Texan bull knows quality cattle when he sees it."