🦋Cosmo the Shaggy Dog🦋

Played fetch with Mitch for about 17 minutes. He knows his way around a tennis ball.

It was pretty obvious from day 1 that it smelt scammier than a bucket of shrimp in the sun. Here's Elonelious eloquently explaining "at a high level the goal of DOGE is to restore democracy" back in February 2025. As much "Gravitas" as a Schnauzer riding a romba.