"I've talked about this on this show before. Nando's is halal in the UK. It is not halal in the United States of America. Why? Why Nando's? I don't understand why Nando's is not halal in the US. That's a great bugbear of mine. I have many bugbears in the US. Guns. Too many guns. Too many guns. What's the deal with turning right on a red? Still don't get that after all these years. Why isn't Nando's halal? Those are three of my- And my fourth one I would say is why are Americans still not using Lurta? That's not just an American thing. That's the West. Yeah, but why, man? I don't know. How can you be the master race? We can get hand bidets now. They sold out during the pandemic. Can I ask you a question? I bought the last one off on Amazon in 2020 from my house. Here's my question to all the white supremacists, the KKK, the Patriot Front, right? They say they're master race. I'm an English major. And they say you're dirty Indian. Yeah. So I say I'm a dirty Indian, even though I'm Pakistani American, but okay. We're all dirty. We're all filthy, right? I'm an English major. Maybe you might be the master race. My one question. Do you wash your ass? And the answer is no. If you don't wash your ass- But we're dirty. No, but you cannot be the master race. You have to come back to me with a clean ass, and then I'll entertain your argument. Yeah. That's what I said. I mean, there's a pure logic to it. I don't get it. I mean, I saw it explained on Twitter once. This guy on Twitter just explained it. He just said, he's a white guy. He goes, how can we not use bidets? He's like, if you had shit on your arm, would you wipe it off with a piece of paper? Repeatedly. Would you just wipe it with tissue paper? If you had some shit on your arm, would you wipe it with a piece of toilet paper? Until it bleeds. You would wash it. Okay, that's too much information. But until you would wash it. That's right. But why, when it comes to your ass, do you not wash it? Bro, I don't understand. I've tried to bring this up in other- I know you have. I've seen you on live TV talk about lotters. They always cut it out. They're like, this is a little too much. Anyway- The lotter, just for people watching who don't know. What is a lotter? Because that's not a hand bidet shower that you get on Amazon that you can get and you spray, which I have. We're going to be revealing a lot of secrets today. I hope the South Asians and East Asians and Filipinos don't mind. When you go to a South Asian or Southeast Asian or Filipinos home, you will see a flowering vase in the toilet. And you'll see no flower. You'll see no nice little shrubbery. And you'll be wondering to yourself, why is there a flowering vase without a flower? And that's because- A green watering can. Sometimes there's a Zetayo cup. Sometimes there's a Starbucks cup. You can't take that mug home now. I was going to give it to you. But not now. You've ruined it. There's water in it. And what we do is we use the water along with the toilet paper to wash and cleanse our ass. So when I was growing up in America, talking about when you're a bit different Pakistani, my friends in all seriousness, up until college, I had no idea what streaky underwear meant. Like, oh, streaky underwear, streaky underwear. And everyone used to joke, streaky underwear. I'm like, ha, ha, ha. I don't want to hear. And then I found out what streaky underwear was. But all I'm saying is, when you wash your ass with Elorta, you don't have these problems. America, wash your ass. When I went to college, I went to university and I was in a dorm building and there was a shared bathroom at the bottom. And I used to go down."