"White House press secretary, Caroline Levitt. Gen Z and those younger than me have been raised with silver spoons in their mouths. Send them to Cuba, send them to Iran. Caroline Levitt is 28 years old. This is how her story goes. She joined the Trump White House during his first term. She watches January 6th unfold and says Donald Trump's a disgrace, that January 6th was a very dark day in our nation's history. Thank God for Mike Pence for certifying the election. She'll never support an election denier. Then she wants to run for Congress. So she sells her soul. She sells any values and morals she previously held. And she's like, I love Donald Trump. The election was stolen, vote for me. She loses her congressional bid and then goes back to Donald Trump's campaign. Here's the thing though. We started hearing about the fact that during her failure of a congressional campaign, she might've been breaking campaign finance law. Well, conveniently after Donald Trump wins the election, she herself discloses in January of 2025 that she has $300,000 in unpaid campaign debt. Two thirds of which are made up by donations that were given illegally over the campaign finance limit. That's super illegal, but thank God Trump's in office. She won't get in trouble. Then she married a dude 32 years, her senior, a 60 year old real estate developer worth like $10 million. So the answer is I'm 24 years old. I'm a lazy piece of shit. I just have to sell all my morals, all my values, go find a super, super rich real estate developer and scam the American people. Fantastic."