"Spain and Portugal, of course, briefly, the most important empires, before the British Navy sunk the lot of them, the slugs. Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves. I have taken every team in the FIFA World Cup 2026, assigned them an appropriate Smash Brothers character, and I will be placing them in matches to predict the results of every game. Portugal taking on Spain. Coming into the tournament I would have had Spain down as the winners, and Portugal I assumed were going to crash and burn, but so far Spain haven't really blown my mind, and Portugal have done surprisingly well, considering their obvious disadvantage. Here we of course have the derby between the Spanish speakers of the world and the Spanish with a slight accent speakers of the world. Sorry to Portuguese listeners, but I don't respect you as a footballing country or as a nation. Spain and Portugal, of course, briefly, the most important empires, before the British Navy sunk the lot of them, the slugs. Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves. I'm obviously filling for time because so far, boring little match. Not a lot going on, ooh, nice little kickerooney there from Terry, but not enough to send Pitt out. Really no goals happening, ooh, nice uppercut in return, and there we go, a soccer ball to the noggin, and Terry sends Pitt flying. Portugal taking the lead here against Spain, and as far as I know, no FIFA meddling has occurred inside my copy of Smash Brothers, so this might be a legitimate win, rather than an obvious maneuvering to build a profitable Portugal-Argentina finale."