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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social
Jul 4, 08:32 AM

It may not make sense to you but this duck is about to invent language, religion and the concept of love

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"Alright man, you gotta chill. The spats don't like it. The spats should eat the shrimps. Look, what are they doing, huh? I hope this is just... She's got a neurological problem. Maybe she has a shrimp problem. Every year she does this, Jeffrey. Yeah, but I cut the grass just recently. In the front yard there's shrimps all over. I know, but there's some back here too. You cut the grass and then she found them. Maybe she's freaking wasted. Your duck is... She's wasted. She's never like this. She's smiling. She's never like this. She's neurotic. She's the hardest one to catch. The other one's always freaking out because other ducks are behind the fence. Yeah. Did you guys let Roxy eat shrimp? You didn't partake?"

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social ยท Jul 3, 05:19 PM

It may not make sense to you but this duck is about to invent language, religion and the concept of love