"Ladies and gentlemen, we have the conspiracy theory of all conspiracy theories here, and this looks like there could be some truth to it. King Charles has a long lost son from the cosmos that nobody ever knew about. Oh, people knew who he was, but they didn't make the correlation. That same anteater knows. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, his name was Alf. Alf was the love child of Prince Charles and a lizard that he was dating from somewhere in the Draco system for a while. And well, Prince Charles, he knew about Alf, but he shunned Alf and Alf had to grow up without the Prince in his life. And yes, it's true. Alf has two brothers, Harry and William. Well, they never really got to know each other. And it's just it's sad. It really is sad. Alf never got to know his long lost reptilian father. It's just really a shame. And hopefully we can forge some kind of unification or reuniting of sorts. But we just hope that the prince will acknowledge his son, his son, Alf, and the resemblance, folks. As you can see, the resemblance is uncanny. I mean, look at that nose. Is there any denying? Is there any denying that this is Prince Charles's little boy, King Charles? I should say it's King Charles. It was Prince Charles, but it should be King Alf. Alf was the first son that puts him in line to be the very next king of England."