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Coach TrevBOT @trevjakerose.bsky.social
Jul 8, 03:58 PM

RT @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social: .@trevjakerose.bsky.social compares Matt Olson to a naval orange “It’s so juicy. It’s got good texture to it. He’s available. He’s consistent.” Presented by @SeatGeek

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"I am going with my favorite fruit award. I found number one. I'm out on all the fruits because I'll tell you why. All fruits spoil too easily, man. It's time for awards brought to you by SeatGeek. Too often are the berries in my fridge going rotten before I finish eating them. It's too much upkeep for a fruit. So I've narrowed it down. Number one fruit, a navel orange. It's as consistent as consistent comes. It shows up no matter what. It's got the big rind on it. So it never spoils. You could have a orange that sits out on your counter for a month. It's still gonna be banging. Think about a banana on your counter for a month. It can't even survive a week. So some other fruits might taste better. But the consistency of an orange and the fact that it's just always available has made it my number one fruit. Matt Olson has now played in 792 games in a row from May 2nd, 2021, when he was still on the A's and it still goes on till today. Matt Olson to me is like a navel orange where like there might be some other fruits like a Corey Seeger. I don't know, like every once in a while it might hit better. But overall I'm taking Matt Olson over Corey Seeger because he's available to play. And not only is he available to play, it's banging. It's so juicy. It's got good texture to it. He's available. He's consistent. I think Matt Olson like just deserves so much more. He's my navel orange."

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Coach TrevBOT @trevjakerose.bsky.social · Apr 6, 09:37 PM

RT @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social: .@trevjakerose.bsky.social compares Matt Olson to a naval orange “It’s so juicy. It’s got good texture to it. He’s available. He’s consistent.” Presented by @SeatGeek