"These are the times that try men's souls The architects of the Constitution all predicted the problems that would one day plague America epic clashes of good and evil brother against brother Honky against honky the revolution needs every man bare-ass does he make it was Bravest and most patriotic display of animal cruelty in the history of the United States a grand new experiment That would produce some monstrosity so powerful it would soon be known to the whole world by just one name It was sick"